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Yo momma's so fat
Topic Started: May 13 2013, 04:21 PM (2,405 Views)
TheGreatPinkDuck
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Just make a funny yo momma quote and it must be funnier from the post at the top.

Remember, it's not a contest of coming up with the fattest momma, but a contest of which yo momma's joke is funnier.

I'll start.

Yo momma is so fat, he jumped in the air and got stuck.

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How did he/she/it managed to jump in the first place?
Let the debate begin.
Edited by Felinx, May 13 2013, 04:30 PM.
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Because she likes butterflies and cookies. Debate over.

Now make a yo momma joke.
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Yo momma is so fat you can watch her on google earth.
Edited by Reskill, May 13 2013, 04:35 PM.
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Yo momma's so fat, she passed on our window and we got no sunlight in four days.
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Yo momma is so fat, that the moon actually spins around her.
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Yo momma's so fat that when she Jumped the earth fell out of orbit
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yo momma is so fat that she got her own gravity

yo momma is so fat that when she walked by the tv i miss all episodes from young and restless.
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Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof


Edited by salop, May 13 2013, 05:07 PM.
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Yo momma's so fat she tastes like bacon.
Yo momma's so fat she needs a map to find her ass.
Yo momma's so old when i told her to act like her age, she died.
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Yo momma is so fat that she's sweating with mayonesse. (yuck)
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Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

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Yo momma's so fat, even shenron's powers are not enough to make her thin.
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Yo momma so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts


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Yo momma so fat, her shit became a galaxy.
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Your mother is so fat that if she goes for a walk on the beach green peace comes and throws her in the water!
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Yo momma is so fat that her activity is measured on the Richter scale.
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your momma is so fat that she gets family discount on mac donalds!
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yo momma's so fat she had to eat herself just to get the daily nutrition she needs.
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